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EMOM (Envy My Octopus Muscles)

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EMOM (Envy My Octopus Muscles)
EMOM (Envy My Octopus Muscles)
EMOM (Envy My Octopus Muscles)

BFGS: BEAST FUCK!NG GOODRS

With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit runners with larger melons.

MADE FOR BEASTING - GREAT FOR RUNNING AND BIKING. 

BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE. 

1 NO SLIP

A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.

2 NO BOUNCE

Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 REFLECTIVE LENSES

Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.

5 NO DEMOGORGANS

100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.

6 LENS TECH 

  • SCRATCH RESISTANT LAYER
  • ANTI-CORROSIVE LAYER
  • GRADIENT TINT LAYER
  • UV 400 PROTECTION LAYER
  • POLARIZED LAYER
  • ANTI-CORROSIVE LAYER

DON'T BE A HERO


What’s an octopus muscle? It’s muscle that’s so strong it doesn’t need a skeleton (true story, wiki muscular hydrostat). So the next time an octopus asks, "Do you even lift, bro?", you should back off while using these red and blue shades to avoid eye-contact. Just take out that aggression on some clown fish.

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